LOL! I started developing a picture in my mind of what she looked like and by the time I finished reading your post I had a clear picture of a woman carry extra bodily baggage and wearing heavy make-up, especially around the eyes. By the time I decided to respond I imagined her eyelids and and liner being red, white and blue and also blood red lipstick.
Hair would be brown, large saucer curls tight to the scalp. Pantsuit that resembles overalls. Blue. White blouse underneath.